Seeker? But first years never make their house teams.

We need a teacher.

Bloody bird's a menace.

A sorry lot, this, Hagrid.

A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons.

Unless it wasn't a student.

Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.

...gives a student the right to walk about the school at night.

Look, everyone. Weasley's got himself a Howler.

I read about it in Hogwarts: A History.

That even though we've got a fight ahead of us...

- Have a tea, if you like. - No, Hagrid.

Third year, he fought off about a hundred Dementors at once.

- That's a boggart, that is. - Very good, Mr. Thomas.

So a genius like Dumbledore couldn't possibly be fooled...

- And a nice big box for Ron. - Big box for you. And...

- Norbert? - Yeah, well, he's gotta have a name, don't he?

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

...by a dodge as pathetically dimwitted as an Aging Potion.

She's a nightmare, honestly! No wonder she hasn't got any friends.