- I am. - Well, of course you are.

- See, Harry? You're famous. - But why am I famous, Hagrid?

But, Hagrid, how am I to pay for all this? I haven't any money.

Harry Potter. Can't tell you how pleased I am to meet you.

- He's not Fred, I am. - Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?

All those people back there, how is it they know who I am?

I still need... a wand.

I would've expected more rational behavior on your part and am very disappointed in you, Ms. Granger.

No, you've made a mistake. I mean...

I won it. Off a stranger I met down at the pub.

I think we've had a bad influence on her.

I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads.

Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind, either.

I took a Bludger to the head two minutes in.

My friend Nicholas and I have had a little chat...

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

Hogwarts teacher or not, I know a spell when I see one. I've read all about them.

Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.

But I've never even played Quidditch. What if I make a fool of myself?

I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one.