Me dad's a Muggle. Mum's a witch.

That's not just a broomstick, Harry, it's a Nimbus 2000!

That, Ron, is a hippogriff.

Unless it wasn't a student.

We've looked a hundred times!

And a thirst to prove yourself.

Look, everyone. Weasley's got himself a Howler.

Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk.

- That's a boggart, that is. - Very good, Mr. Thomas.

Of course, I've only tried a few simple ones myself...

"The Philosopher's Stone is a legendary substance with astonishing powers.

- Norbert? - Yeah, well, he's gotta have a name, don't he?

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out.

Turn it into rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday, before...

She's a nightmare, honestly! No wonder she hasn't got any friends.

Fred gave me a spell as to turn him yellow. Want to see?

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.