What's going on with Harry's broomstick?

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

Me dad's a Muggle. Mum's a witch.

I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head...

That's not just a broomstick, Harry, it's a Nimbus 2000!

That, Ron, is a hippogriff.

Unless it wasn't a student.

We've looked a hundred times!

Go on, Ron. I ignored one from my gran once. It was horrible.

No, that's all I need! You to set my bloody kneecups on fire!

And a thirst to prove yourself.

Oh, good God, man, you're not still on about that bloody dragon, are you?

Look, everyone. Weasley's got himself a Howler.

Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk.

- That's a boggart, that is. - Very good, Mr. Thomas.

"The Philosopher's Stone is a legendary substance with astonishing powers.

- Norbert? - Yeah, well, he's gotta have a name, don't he?

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

Of course, I've only tried a few simple ones myself...

She's a nightmare, honestly! No wonder she hasn't got any friends.