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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- How did she try to kill you? - She tried to smother me with a pillow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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So she pretended to trip...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Why would she do that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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A what?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- A... - Yes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...a pimp.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- A contest? - Yes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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That's right. He was a good kid. A lovely boy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...by a vote of 12-to-2, passed a Good Samaritan law.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Shared his calzone with me. That was a heck of a sandwich.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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What's a library cop do?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Like a big, juicy steak.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Now, essentially, we made it a crime...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...to ignore a fellow human being in trouble.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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This is a history of selfishness, self-absorption...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...and enter it into evidence as Exhibit A.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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It's part of a pattern of antisocial behavior...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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He was a communist. Pink as they come.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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They have quite a record of mocking and maligning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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And a big issue in this trial is going to be character.