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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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He didn't really try to poison his boss.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

3.1s

They're not interested in confining themselves to one person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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Best seat in the house. Right next to the kitchen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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I said to him, I really appreciate this, but I just got my period.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

1.3s

They know they're in demand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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...that they always go, I'm not good enough for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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What are you doing with me? Eventually I just go, You're right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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No, maybe I need somebody who has nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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Somebody who just appreciates being with me because he's so desperate.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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...but I feel badly for my mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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If my mother weren't around, it wouldn't be so bad.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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Who says I'm not bitter?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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But I'm bitter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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Excuse me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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It's such a long story. Seriously, he just had some problems at work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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- Is he nuts? - No, no, no.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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What does he look like?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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- Pardon? - What does he look like?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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He's fat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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Is that what you're saying, that he's fat?