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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Looks like your belt is digesting a small animal.

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And then you get to put your sauce and sprinkle your cheese.

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The least she could do is send me off with a sandwich.

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This is the thing where you go and you have to make your own pizza?

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And that doesn't affect your appetite?

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So we order lunch, and we're talking.

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And then, you slide it into the oven.

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That's funny. You're a funny guy.

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You panicked, and you told her you liked her.

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It was a horrible moment. I just...

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I hate just being handed a phone.

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Well, a couple days at the most, but...

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Listen, George. A little problem with the game.

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...elsewhere? - No, I'm talking about a whole chain.

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Staring at each other in a defunct relationship.

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No, no. Forget that. I got a better idea.

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A pizza place where you make your own pie.

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- Oh, God. - I got scared there for a second.

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He's got the attention span of a 5-year-old.

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...and I make up things just to see if he's paying attention.