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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Kramer goes to a fantasy camp.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...to electroshock me back into coherence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to get going.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Could it be because you don't want him to know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Everybody else gets to say it. Why can't I say it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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I'm not married. I'm not allowed to go out with somebody else?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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That's the best feature of the heavy relationship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Well, obviously the yada, yada.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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You know, I don't got the willpower.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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I can sense the slightest human suffering.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Please leave a message At the beep

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Are you confident in the l love you return?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...you have a friend who pees in the shower?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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I must be out, Or I'd pick up the phone

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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You know, like the general manager of a baseball team.