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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...as far as I'm concerned. - Oh, Jerry, come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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I'm slippery as an eel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I listen for work. As I'm looking...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Not as thin as you think.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E14 The Pez Dispenser

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She'll observe me as I really am, as myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E14 The Cadillac (1)

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...is as important as the importing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And as this is happening, I'm thinking even if I can somehow manage...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E18 The Friars Club

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It's almost as good as if I didn't get married.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E05 The Hot Tub

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Well, maybe not as much as this bastard.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So, I'm thinking, as she's saying this, I'm thinking, Great.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E05 The Hot Tub

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Not as long as you bastards are running things.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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...so I figure as long as they're going-

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Well, scintillating as always.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- It is exciting. - Not as exciting as Miss Crop Circles.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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...just so I could have as much as I want.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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As long as I show up for work every day, they have to pay me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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He might as well have.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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...that's twice as many visits.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

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Yeah, as a matter of fact, I did.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Wait. Wait a minute. As long as you're gonna lie to the guy...