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Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

5.3s

You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe-

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

3.2s

I think I could be a philanthropist. A kick-ass philanthropist.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

1.5s

...so I'm pulling a Whatley.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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Hey, take a look at this.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

2.8s

- All right. - And instead of a tree...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

3s

- What? - Nothing. It's a card from my dad.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

3.8s

- She's a two-face. - Like the Batman villain?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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The first thing I'm gonna need is a driver.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

3s

Do me a favor, don't give me anything this year.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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It's a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn't exist.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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This holiday season a donation has been made in your name...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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- To a children's charity. - Don't you see how wrong that is?