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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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And just get a picture of him with his shirt off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Summer of '89, I'm at the beach.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Like retouched? - Remember the photo of me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Yeah, you did. You classed it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Of course not. Wash it, dry it, move on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...stole the photograph and airbrushed myself out of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Did you dress nice? Did you do it classy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You can't do that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You simply must apologize.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You see another dermatologist?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...and click, I snap me a shot of a bare-chested Kruger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You won't regret this, sir.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...you know, chiseling away, grinding down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You took out the wrong guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You go to a fancy diner, flowers-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Flowers? - Yeah. You gotta do it classy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- You think? - What about your sea sickness?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- You should see somebody. - I called everyone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- What'd he give you for it? - Aloe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- You could do that. - Without his shirt on?