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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

4.2s

No, no, no. You have to approach this as if he was a woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.8s

This is the thing where you go and you have to make your own pizza?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

1.2s

No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.4s

- Who is this guy? - His name's Joel Horneck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3.9s

- You're imagining this. Really. - Oh, no. No, no.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3.1s

No, no. Forget that. I got a better idea.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2s

A pizza place where you make your own pie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3.8s

Tuesday, no. I'm meeting somebody.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.2s

I have to tutor my nephew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.4s

I... No, I don't want to go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

1.5s

Have you ever had their egg salad?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3.4s

...elsewhere? - No, I'm talking about a whole chain.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.5s

How much could you possibly have in there?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

1.6s

You have to know how to do that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3.1s

I have to say something, with all due respect.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3.5s

I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3s

You don't think it might have had anything to do with that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3.5s

You can't have people shoving their arms into a 600-degree oven!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3.4s

She calls me up at the office. She says, We have to talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.9s

So now I have a decision. Do I walk or do I eat?