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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4.6s

In fact, I think I may have a picture of her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4s

But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.9s

...but told her this was my fiancÈe....

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.3s

People like me have not been inside in thousands of years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

5.3s

Women like that are like members of a secret tribe living in a forbidden city.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.9s

I'm inside the walls.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.6s

It's right in there, on the left.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.5s

-Then it does exist. -Yes, the legends are true.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.6s

Kramer, trust me, this is the best bathroom in Midtown.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.9s

He knows.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4.3s

So how'd it go with Kevin? Did you steel-toe his ass back to Kentucky?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.4s

You know, if I told my engagement story to that receptionist...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.8s

-What? -Don't you see?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.7s

My hand's been stamped. I come and go as I please.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.7s

May she rest in peace.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.4s

Hey, she wants me to dress smart casual.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.3s

What--? What is that?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.5s

-We used to model together. -Oh, modeling.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.6s

What's that like, fun?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

5.4s

You know who used to love Paris? My dead fiancÈe, Susan.