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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I earned it with 34 years of misery.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...with the marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I could go bummer-to-bummer with anyone on the planet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I need some more stuff to fill that extra bedroom with a walk-in closet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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The buffet, that's the real ordeal, huh, Clarence?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...the Andrea Doria.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Yeah, the tenant association has decided to hear my side of the story...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Yeah, we share the same affliction.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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-They gave you the apartment? -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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That's why they gave you the apartment?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I understand you were on the Andrea Doria.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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So when do you move into the apartment?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I was handcuffed to the bed in my underwear...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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The Stockholm may not have sunk you, but I will.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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The water that I had been swimming in was very cold...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...and when I dropped the towel there had been significant shrinkage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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The ship went down, he got into a lifeboat. Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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-Right, the blind date. -Well, they like to call it a setup now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Fantastic apartment right across from mine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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-ls it better than mine? -Oh, yeah.