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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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...to screwing you right to your face.

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I'm here helping you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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If you have to speak, mumble.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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That's what they want you to think.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen. No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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Just because a candy bar fails to fall from its perch-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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I'd like to report a problem with one of your mechanics.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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Who were you trying to setup anyway? The mechanic or the manager?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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You got any of those free doughnuts you use to soften people up?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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...for him to select from.

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You're not sure what you want. You don't even know why you're here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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You were gonna get a deal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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All right, remember, no rustproofing. Commit to nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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Only I hold the answer key to their true candy identities.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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Excuse me, do you have change of a dollar?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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The cashier is at lunch, which is where I'd like to be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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- I thought you said it was a Twix? - Oh, it was.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.