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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...and click, I snap me a shot of a bare-chested Kruger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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And just get a picture of him with his shirt off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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But it's not a photograph. I need a photograph.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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This is a drawing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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This is a cartoon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Summer of '89, I'm at the beach.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Like retouched? - Remember the photo of me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Because you're not a dermatologist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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What? - Well, he's got a mole...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Of course not. Wash it, dry it, move on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...stole the photograph and airbrushed myself out of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You go to a fancy diner, flowers-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- ...then I'll go down- - Whoa, a section?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That should be a 14. Let me just...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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It is a horrible company. There is no management whatsoever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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No. You're not taking a deli slicer to my boss.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You're not a doctor. You shouldn't have books like this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Mr. Kruger, I got a message from Dr. Van Nostrand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Couldn't get the girl to go out with me a second time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Yeah, why don't you head on in. We'll be in a second.