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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

3.6s

-What's the value of the book? -About $200 Miss DeMooney.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

1.5s

Oh, right, the big party.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.6s

Now, I'm the office skank.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

1.9s

I don't read in the bathroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2s

...what do you read in the bathroom?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

1.8s

I don't understand what the big deal is.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2s

Now, what is the problem with this book?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.7s

I can't sell the book. It's been marked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.8s

Did you take that book with you into the bathroom?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

3s

Mister, we're trying to help the homeless here. It's bad enough...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

4.1s

We made out at the table like our plane was going down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2s

You better hurry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

1.8s

What do you want to hear?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

3.9s

You didn't dance again, did you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

1.4s

No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

3.2s

I found a better way to humiliate myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

3.6s

Do you know how embarrassing this is to someone in my position?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

3.5s

-What is your position? -I'm an associate.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.9s

-Hey, me too. -Yeah, me too.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.6s

Oh, God. Why did I do this?