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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I'm a little busy right now. Can we talk Wednesday morning?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...I'd be crawling around her bedroom right now, looking for my glasses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So I'm looking at it. I look up and see she's looking at it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Not now, 33...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Look, it's my money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So we order lunch, and we're talking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Matter of time now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...elsewhere? - No, I'm talking about a whole chain.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You know, look. I'm telling you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Look, they did this for me before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- Who is this guy? - His name's Joel Horneck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Looks like your belt is digesting a small animal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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She calls me up at the office. She says, We have to talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I know a guy who took his vacation on his change.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I reach into my pocket to pay for it. I look down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Look, I can give you these, and you can roll them yourself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So now I have a decision. Do I walk or do I eat?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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In fact, let me call his machine now, and I'll make up some excuse...