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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

4.8s

I'm starving. I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.3s

Easy move. Go from screwing you behind your back...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.3s

- I thought he was a mechanic. - I guess he graduated.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.5s

Well, I got screwed on the doughnuts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

1.4s

I just need another nickel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.8s

I couldn't get all different candy bars anyway.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.1s

I told you, Puddy's getting me an insider deal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.8s

I don't know. All of them, they're all crooks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.7s

Only I hold the answer key to their true candy identities.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3s

- I'm starving. I should've had lunch. - It'll be 20 minutes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.2s

So I decided I'm gonna go with a 900 convertible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.5s

I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen. No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.2s

That's no 5th Avenue bar. I can see the crumb in the corner of your lip.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.1s

Nougat? Please. I think I've reached a point in my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.1s

- I thought you said it was a Twix? - Oh, it was.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.9s

...and I couldn't help but notice that you have several crisp dollar bills.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

4.1s

I caught him and his face was covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.7s

Hey, Puddy thinks I should go for the CD player. What do you think?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.4s

Next thing I know, I'm getting dropped off in a Le Car with a fabric sunroof.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

5.2s

All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.