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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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And just get a picture of him with his shirt off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- And on your dates. - And shopping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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And that was wrong, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Couldn't get the girl to go out with me a second time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...stole the photograph and airbrushed myself out of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Yeah, you did. You classed it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You took out the wrong guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Did you dress nice? Did you do it classy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Tell him you're concerned and he should see someone else.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You can't do that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You simply must apologize.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You see another dermatologist?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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If I can grab my slicer and if he holds still.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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And I was in that photo until I broke in here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You won't regret this, sir.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...and click, I snap me a shot of a bare-chested Kruger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Go in there, pretend you're a doctor and check this guy for moles.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...you know, chiseling away, grinding down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You can't tell him. You'll blow the whole thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You go to a fancy diner, flowers-