NEW!   Follow YARN on Instagram New Stuff, Yummies

Missing a fave video? Suggest a film, show or song! Click to email us!

Find old favorites and new gems in clips to explore

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.8s

Thank you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

I hate you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

You wanna talk about hotels, or you wanna win some ball games?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

Hey, hey. Kramer, what are you doing?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-What is Borax? -Yes, you are right.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

-Who are you gonna eat to survive? -Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

-It's not complicated. -Now, who are you again?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

-You think? -Yeah. Let's say this is your brain.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

You know, Louise, I think you'll find this amusing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

Say me, you and Kramer are flying over the Andes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.1s

-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.5s

...you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?