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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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If I can grab my slicer and if he holds still.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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How does that affect me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That's what they tell me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Like retouched? - Remember the photo of me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, that pear-shaped loser was me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That should be a 14. Let me just...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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So now the father is screaming at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Yeah, you did. You classed it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Couldn't get the girl to go out with me a second time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...and click, I snap me a shot of a bare-chested Kruger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Did you dress nice? Did you do it classy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You can't do that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You simply must apologize.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You see another dermatologist?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You won't regret this, sir.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...you know, chiseling away, grinding down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You took out the wrong guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You go to a fancy diner, flowers-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Flowers? - Yeah. You gotta do it classy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- You think? - What about your sea sickness?