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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Have you ever had their egg salad?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have to tutor my nephew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- You want to invest? - My money's tied up in change.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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What can I do, break up with him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What? - Can I make it up to you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- You gave my ticket to Horneck? - Come on. Go ahead. Move up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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What, should I quit my job?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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She calls me up at the office. She says, We have to talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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He's been calling me for seven years. I never called him once.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So now I have a decision. Do I walk or do I eat?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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If I didn't put floss in my pocket...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have to say something, with all due respect.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Tell you what else is unbelievable. I picked up the check.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I reach into my pocket to pay for it. I look down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...and I make up things just to see if he's paying attention.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Should I suffer the rest of my life because I like to play Ping-Pong?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So I'm looking at it. I look up and see she's looking at it.