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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.6s

- ...are a little short of perfection. - A little.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

3.8s

I mean really tall, like a giant. Like 6'5.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E19 The Yada Yada

2.2s

What a succinct story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

2.2s

Well, a mantel's a whole different story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

2.8s

I'd really like to have sex with a tall woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.1s

Hey, a hit is a totally different story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

2.4s

I was 7 and a half.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

2.1s

What about a talk show host?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

3.9s

...a secretary and a friend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.1s

With a cane, it's a sad story. You through with those?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E14 The Cadillac (1)

4s

Like she would ever go out with a short, stocky, bald man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

1.8s

He might want a show about everything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

2.3s

It's not a pet. It's a wild invalid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E22 The Summer of George

3.1s

-Even with the two of us? -l think we're still a man short.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

1.8s

He said it was a show about nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.3s

This show will be like a heart attack.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

3s

...and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.8s

-He's a re-gifter. -She's a two-face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.6s

You're a separatÈe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

2.9s

I don't need any ideas. It's a show about nothing.