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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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- Yeah, and? - Tell him, Kramer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

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It's not a prom. It's a ball.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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All right, all right. Can we go out and eat?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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...and tell their friends they saw a real New York mugging.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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All right. I gotta try and talk my mother into taking him off my hands.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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- Hey, George, stick them up. - What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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For these German tourists. Pretend that I'm robbing you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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- Why? - So these people can go back home...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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All right, hands up, porky.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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I don't have a hi-fi.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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- I gave you my old record player. - I gave it to Cosmo.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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He had breasts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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No, not these. These were real hooters.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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I was throwing up all night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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It was like my own personal Crying Game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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Yeah, that's right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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What if it's a genetic thing? Like father, like son.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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No, no. That skips a generation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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The baldness gene comes from your grandfather.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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Then I suppose the bosom gene comes from your grandmother?