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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.7s

I can't wait for Hanky to come crawling back to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

1.9s

- You can't afford to be late again. - I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.4s

- So I spoke to the security guard. - Yeah? And?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.7s

- Wait, what happened to Newman? - He called in sick.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

3.4s

Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E21 The Smelly Car

2s

You happen to be a very eligible lesbian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

2.2s

To be honest with you, nobody realy knows.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

2.8s

What? You're a woman. They're supposed to be touching you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2.2s

It wouldn't kill you to not be so funny either.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.6s

There's gotta be some way to get back into Paisano's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2.7s

You always have to be on. Otherwise, why would they like me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.7s

I'd be very interested to know how he felt about all this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

2.6s

Why does everything have to be us? Is there no me left?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

4.2s

I really should be getting back to my fiancÈe. You know, we...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.5s

The cashier is at lunch, which is where I'd like to be.

Seinfeld (1993) - S07E06 The Soup Nazi

2.8s

...or do you find it unbearable to be around Jerry and that girl?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

3.6s

There's a lot of women that would love to be in your position right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

3.4s

Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm asking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

5.2s

All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.