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Seinfeld (1993) - S07E06 The Soup Nazi

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All right, Schmoopies, what's it gonna be?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Now you're gonna be funny, what am I gonna be?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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You're gonna be successful.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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Let me just be. Let me live.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E21 The Smelly Car

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So was it me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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...because it's killing me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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You should be the one criticizing me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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- Oh, it's nothing. - Is it about me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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- It's against the law, isn't it? - Well, it certainly should be.

Seinfeld (1993) - S07E06 The Soup Nazi

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Let me ask you something. Is it just me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- You gonna help me or not? - All right. I'll help you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Told you God would never let me be successful.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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And now, they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad.

Seinfeld (1993) - S07E06 The Soup Nazi

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Oh, no. It is. Just be still.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E01 The Mango

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I knew this was gonna happen someday. It was inevitable.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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No, it's not. You cannot not be funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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Fong, it will just be two this evening.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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It's me. I have a fear of commitment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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You always have to be on. Otherwise, why would they like me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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Why does everything have to be us? Is there no me left?