- How about your guy? - Ben Cantwell, 85.

- How can I take it? - It's your apartment.

You have to know how to do that.

-How do you explain your apartment? -l got a hotel room.

is saying you know and my parents just as crazy as your parents how can you compare your parents to my parents my

-ls he smart? -He knows how to read.

How long has your car been sitting in the Yankee parking lot?

- I'm going to Florida for his birthday. - How much?

By the way, how do you warm up your fingers before you play?

- What? - I gave your ticket to Horneck.

And then you get to put your sauce and sprinkle your cheese.

I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel.

- To a children's charity. - Don't you see how wrong that is?

...is for you to give me your ATM code.

- Why do I bother talking to you? - There's no gun to your head.

He'll go, Go. Go ahead. Go to your fancy fire.

My uncle is having an operation. I just wanted to see how he was.

Have you ever told a woman to stop touching your leg?

They're closing in on 100, I'm saying to them, How can you eat that stuff?

- I thought your mother's paying for it. - And she slaves to earn every penny...