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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

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I feel like my old self again: totally inadequate, completely insecure...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

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...paranoid, neurotic. It's a pleasure.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

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You know what else I've decided to do?

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I'm gonna keep seeing the bald woman.

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Scalp was clean.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

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She had a nice skull.

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There just wasn't a lot of hair on it.

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You know, you've had, like, a religious awakening. You're like a bald-again.

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I'm sorry. Jerry, I can't help you.

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Jerry, I can't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

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It's like saying to Pavarotti, Teach me to sing like you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

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Jerry, just remember:

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

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It's not a lie if you believe it.

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I got rejected by a bald woman.

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- What? - A bald woman rejected me.

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You like that one?

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A woman with no prospects and no hair told me that I wasn't her type.

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Apparently baldy likes a slimmer guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

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And you had to ruin it for him, didn't you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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He was doing standup comedy in Kennebunkport, Maine...