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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And I don't go up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...I finally stop and say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and I threw out my couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and I begin to perceive this impending...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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I caught him and his face was covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat Signal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do. It's a machine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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...and this beautiful girl I could never even talk to...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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The machine comes on, and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I was sitting there in the office, and the cleaning woman comes in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and it's the first time, and it's early in the going...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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What if I take mine off and she still has hers on?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...and I make up things just to see if he's paying attention.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Look, I can give you these, and you can roll them yourself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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...and I couldn't help but notice that you have several crisp dollar bills.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And as this is happening, I'm thinking even if I can somehow manage...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...she starts vacuuming, back and forth, back and forth...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So I'm looking at it. I look up and see she's looking at it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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...and I'll come by, and while you're keeping him busy...