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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And I don't go up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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The machine comes on, and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Her machine broke, and she's been using her old machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do. It's a machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You invite me up for coffee, and then you don't call me back for four days?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Okay. The signal is...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Hey, everybody, the idiot's on!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I think if they hear you chewing on the other end of the phone...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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What's the matter? Did you call?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You're the one that likes that commercial!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Now I'm in the worst position of all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You remember I made the initial call Sunday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't know how to work the stupid machines.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Unless she goes for the bathroom, that's my only chance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...Bentsen gave him the Kennedy line? That's what I looked like.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Coffee's coffee in the morning, not at 12:00 at night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and it's the first time, and it's early in the going...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I wasn't sure if she wanted me to ask her out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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When women smile, I don't know what it means.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't know if I'm supposed to smile back.