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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Big brokerage houses killed my father.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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- It's my second interview. - All right, Biff.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Does she want me to take my clothes off? Is she taking her clothes off?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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My ticket?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Okay. What time is your job interview, George?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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You're comparing me to Biff Loman? Very encouraging.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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The biggest loser in the history of American literature.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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I feel when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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...no plates, no brake lights, no rear-view mirror.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Look at that one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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- No doors? - Yeah, I'm fighting that one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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You know, this is gonna cost me over 600 bucks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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I can't carry change in these pants. It falls out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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That guy's not blind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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I can't believe they found your stolen car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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- That's amazing. - So, what do you say?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Who are you, Satan? I'm close to a job here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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I gotta go to court. I'll get in trouble. What's the matter with you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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It could be years till I get back to Coney Island.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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- You looking for a job? - Me? Why?