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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A simple joke from a simple man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E11 The Little Jerry

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Plans. Schemes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Well, Dad's been planning this for such a long time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...8383. Are you planning on calling them soon?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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And how does the baldness fit into that plan?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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- This is your plan? - No, no, I'm just thinking.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E16 The Pothole

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So the plan is to secretly sterilize her mouth?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Actually, I'm planning on spending the day with my father.

Seinfeld (1993) - S07E06 The Soup Nazi

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I cancelled plans to go to the movies with them.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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Whether you're aware of it or not, George had this pathetic little plan...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...how I've pretty much wasted all of it and how I plan to continue wasting it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

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...a secretary and a friend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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Even a tiny doubt, a dot of a doubt-

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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He had a wife, a family.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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A little.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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A cape.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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A tractor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E05 The Hot Tub

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You know, everyone's a bastard or a son of a bitch.