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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

3.3s

All I know is, I've been going to doctors all my life. What's it gotten me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

2.1s

My whole life is a sham.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

2.2s

My whole life is a lie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.2s

That's my name. I made it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.9s

...that I would name my baby Seven.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

1.9s

I know that she has my hat.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

3.7s

Quite the contrary. I risked my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E16 The Shower Head

3.2s

- You're all grown-up. - Yeah, they're through ruining my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

2.4s

Why can't I have a heart attack?! I'm allowed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.4s

I mean, we've been introduced. She knows my name.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E03 The Glasses

2.1s

I don't know how that guy got my name.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E22 The Invitations

1.8s

I'd rather be unhappy for the rest of my life

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

2s

I never had a normal...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

2.6s

My whole life, I've never made a great entrance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E14 The Cadillac (1)

1.6s

How can I live the rest of my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

2.7s

I'm looking at you, I can't even remember my name.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

2.3s

I never had a really good pickle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

2.7s

Anyway, see, the thing is, I found a condom in my car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E12 The Airport

3.1s

There's supposed to be a blurb about Jerry. I think he mentioned my name.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

2.9s

I'm wonderful. I never felt better in my whole life.