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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Yes, yes. She had a nose job.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E14 The Cadillac (1)

2.1s

What's the worst that could happen to a nose?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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The ironic thing is, if she had a smaller nose...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E03 The Glasses

5.2s

- Boy, these really do pinch the nose. - Tough luck. A deal's a deal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.6s

- ...are a little short of perfection. - A little.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.8s

Not by a long shot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.4s

That's like dismantling a time bomb.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E22 The Summer of George

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...can handle a woman by ourselves.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- How did it go? - Take a guess.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's exciting. She's gonna have a new face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.8s

Remember we talked about taking a trip together?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

3.4s

- Then what? - He still wins, but it's not a blowout.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- You bump into anybody you knew? - I had a job interview.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

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I got rejected by a bald woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Because, believe me, I would only say this to you and maybe a psychiatrist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

4.1s

...I never could've dated her. She'd be out of my league with a smaller nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

1.4s

Hate them with a passion.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

2.1s

You're a very handsome man, by the way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

3.6s

- You looking for a job? - Me? Why?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Wait a second. What are you doing?