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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Good day, gentlemen. -Yeah, bye-bye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The who? -The tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Well, Mrs. Wilkie from the tobacco company called me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jackie, I think I got a case against the tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Everything I have I owe to this face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-We gotta talk. -No way, Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You brought me only misfortune and humiliation. Now, get out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-But, Jackie. -I said, out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I've been wanting a piece of them for years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-No, no, it didn't say anything. -So you were a victim...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Ms. Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...into a horrible, twisted freak.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Who could love me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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All right, Mr. Chiles, you'll have our offer by tomorrow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jackie. Jackie, you did it. We're rich.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You better believe it. Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's puzzling we haven't gotten that offer yet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And we had a little powwow.