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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I think you're afraid to sit next to a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You're a little homophobic, aren't you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Unless you're married to a dictator. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I imagine at some point somebody's gonna offer me some cantaloupe?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, you know what they say, lucky in love, unlucky with fruit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Do not be afraid of this man. - Right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So I said to him... I said, You little phoney.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And he goes, Oh, yeah, you're Jeanette's friend. We did meet once.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I said, How do you go from that to totally ignoring a person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...when they walk by? - This is amazing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And he says, Look, I just didn't want to say hello anymore, all right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And I said, Fine. I didn't want to say hello anymore either.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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That kind of comedy, that's a little broad for us.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E14 The Pez Dispenser

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A few years ago, the comedy club had a softball team.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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The comedy hit, Sack Lunch, starring Dabney Coleman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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You know, they're fake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Doctor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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That's it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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- What? Just because that? - Just because of that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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You've dated women with nose jobs. What's the difference?