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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I'm not looking. - No, this one's different. It's a beauty.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Diane gave me the greatest back rub today. She's a masseuse.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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She's gonna get it, right in the...

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No. The waitresslactress. She just got some part...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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She wanted to thank us for the apartment.

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So now all day long she's walking around the apartment singing:

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- There's a garden. - A garden?

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A fireplace!

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She's on the lease. George, you have got to find another place for me.

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It's a joke.

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- You can tip a gardener. - You don't need a gardener.

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From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.

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I didn't know there was a fireplace. A fireplace! That's incredible.

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You don't tip a gardener.

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...a hundred and fifty dollars.

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- Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener.

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Okay. This is quite a place.

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This is a place to live.

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I can't believe there's a garden.

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...then come back and take a shower.