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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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But the reservation keeps the car here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

If you did, I'd have a car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

Your whole business is based on other drivers. It's a rented car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.9s

All right, well, sir, you're only covered for when you're driving the car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.4s

How's the pasta over there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

That's why you have the reservation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

- If you had read the rental agreement- - Did you see the size of that document?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You just don't know how to hold the reservation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Would you like insurance? - Yeah, give me the insurance...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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It's like the Declaration of Independence. Who's gonna read that?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- I got the insurance and everything- - Yes, now, in your report...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.4s

Next, please.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.8s

Go. Go. She-

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

5.4s

Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

- I'm kidding around, of course. - Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Sixty-six years old? - Yeah, well, he's in perfect health.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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So vibrant she'd be spinning.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

- I know why we have reservations. - I don't think you do.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

I'm sorry. My supervisor says there's nothing we can do.