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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

1.8s

So how was your date?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

2.4s

I think I'd rather go on a deaf date than a blind date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

1.3s

I don't know. A blind date?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

2.2s

You're going out on a deaf date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.5s

Yeah, tell him, but quickly. I'm double-parked here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.9s

Seven dates is a face-to-face breakup?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

3s

You've dated women with nose jobs. What's the difference?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.8s

Come on, Todd. Admit it. This is a date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E10 The Baby Shower

3.8s

- So when's your due date? - March 20th, 9 a.m.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry

2.8s

Elaine, you always care who an ex-girlfriend dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

3s

See, now, I think I would rather date the deaf.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

1.8s

...right by the elevator, with the little-

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

2.4s

- Great. - This is some office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.5s

What, about you dating a black guy? What's the big deal?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

2.9s

- You wanna go through with this? - Listen, Jerry, she never dates...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

5s

I remember you donated to some volcano thing on our first date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

4.6s

I'm on a date with this guy because he didn't remember me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

2.5s

...it looks like I'm carrying twins.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- Why'd you buy it for? - Why did I buy it?