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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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I can't sleep. I can't work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

4.2s

You're paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.8s

I think I'm pretty much like you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.4s

Jerry!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.6s

-You're way off. -Way off?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.3s

...95 percent of the population is undatable?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.8s

I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.8s

Yada, yada, yada, I never heard from him again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.8s

-He's a re-gifter. -She's a two-face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.6s

He's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.6s

He's a bad breaker-upper.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.9s

You know what? Has anyone ever told you....

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.7s

...you look exactly like Al Pacino?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2s

I was there! I saw a drain!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.7s

Julia's still laughing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.3s

Okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

3.3s

-No. She's laughing. Right now. -Yes. Yes. We can go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.6s

And action.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

3.8s

Oh, well, hey, I dated Jerry too. I know what a monster he can be.