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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...is to turn it on, do all your shopping...

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How could you guys have turned this place down?

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The steam's been on for 10 years. No human can turn this off.

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These are the guys who turned this place down. Can you believe it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'm just gonna wash...

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No. The waitresslactress. She just got some part...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Why don't you just kick her out.

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I just bought Jerry's couch for $50.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Just give me your keys. - All right, sir.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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And where were you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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And I cannot overstate this:

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And one more thing, Benes...

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...a hundred and fifty dollars.

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I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and I threw out my couch.

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This is George, Elaine and Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and smashing it over my head.

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...then come back and take a shower.

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Forget it, I'm gonna take it with me. I'll just pack up the cushions...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You win. Take it, just take it. - I don't wanna win it like this.