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Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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It takes a long time to become a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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You're paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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You should go get one, to look good for my bachelor auction.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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...but I would be happy to order it for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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All right, let's go to Reggie's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E12 The Label Maker

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I would love to go upstairs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a massage?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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And then we're gonna go to dinner.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

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To get the driver not to talk to me, I pretended I was going deaf.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

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...and I'd like to give it back to him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry

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- So, what are you gonna do? - That's it. I'm going back to Puddy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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I'll go if I don't have to talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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So I am going to sidle the sidler.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E03 The Glasses

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I'm going over to Jeffrey's tomorrow to pick up these Paul Simon tickets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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She just happened to hand it to you. But it's no big deal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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...I have to go all the way around Central Park West, back to Columbus.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

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Well, it did occur to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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So I'm going to a nudist colony next week.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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I am not going to ask him about funguses.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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It's a bitch to get here. It's two subways.