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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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See, you know how to take the reservation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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You just don't know how to hold the reservation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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How long does a funeral take?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You don't know how to act.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I said, How do you go from that to totally ignoring a person...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You just don't know how to hold the reservation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a massage?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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- Haven't seen him. How's the neck? - His chiropractic job was a crock.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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It takes a long time to become a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I think you're afraid to sit next to a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Unless you're married to a dictator. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E10 The Baby Shower

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I have a problem saying no to her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Do I have to dial a 1 first?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Seven dates is a face-to-face breakup?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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You're paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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How can you say that I still like you when I didn't even say hi to you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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So I'm going to a nudist colony next week.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E10 The Baby Shower

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She asked me to give her a baby shower.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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I like to think I have a little grace.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

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So I'll have to buy him a new coat...