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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Or is it because of your neck?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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It's a salad, only bigger, with lots of stuff in it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-I really think it's the size of your neck. -It's my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What is this? - It's a list of excuses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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It's not much, but it has a certain kind of quiet dignity.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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You know, it's interesting, under that pressure, what you're capable of.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- In fact, get it out of here right now. - Excuse me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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...outside of a sexual relationship, I don't see the point to it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I thought maybe they had changed the rules or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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The sugar makes my ankles swell up, and I can't dance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Well, it's funny. - It's funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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- It's possible. - No, it isn't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- It's springtime. - It's still bleak.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I know what you're saying now. - It's time you got out of here, anyway.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I remember saying to myself, Why is Jerry so far off the base?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- It is not. - It is too.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Well, I'm sure you did. Who wouldn't love a pony?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I actually like ponies.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...and how I'm actually gonna die someday.