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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I have a wonderful time when I'm with you. Wonderful!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Between a peck and a make-out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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You're paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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And he just got a haircut.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- ...slammed into us with a blue Escort. - Blue Escort?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E13 The Comeback

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...of 1 2 and a half points."

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E10 The Baby Shower

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It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E19 The Limo

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- So he picks me up without a car. - And there was a line-

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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Yes, and I'm speaking at a men's conference.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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It's a salad, only bigger, with lots of stuff in it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E13 The Cartoon

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...but I finally came up with a great New Yorker cartoon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E12 The Label Maker

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- ... and see if he's got a label maker. - Why did you get him a gift?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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I'm on a date with this guy because he didn't remember me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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- And then a doctor says- - Hey, thanks. That's enough.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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And he says, "Boy, you're a lot of woman."

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E12 The Label Maker

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...he got a call from one of his patients with an impacted molar...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I gotta tell you, I have a bad association with the name Alex.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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- He used to be a baseball player. - How'd you end up golfing with him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-So, what do we do with the bottoms? -Give them to a soup kitchen.