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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- ...slammed into us with a blue Escort. - Blue Escort?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E10 The Cigar Store Indian

3.1s

...so far away from a TV.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Between a peck and a make-out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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And he just got a haircut.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

2.9s

I said, How do you go from that to totally ignoring a person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E12 The Label Maker

2.8s

...he got a call from one of his patients with an impacted molar...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E13 The Comeback

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...of 1 2 and a half points."

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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Yes, and I'm speaking at a men's conference.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E19 The Limo

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- So he picks me up without a car. - And there was a line-

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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- And then a doctor says- - Hey, thanks. That's enough.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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And he says, "Boy, you're a lot of woman."

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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I used to sit here and do nothing and regret it for the rest of the day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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And that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E12 The Label Maker

3.1s

- ... and see if he's got a label maker. - Why did you get him a gift?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch

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I can't wait to get me a fella and make my own pie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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You're paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E12 The Busboy

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...weaving in and out of lanes like an Olympic skier on a gold-medal run.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E12 The Label Maker

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I gave you a label maker, and now I would like to have it back.