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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Here, here. Pick a card. Take any card you want.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Not that particular one. - I got a hundred cards.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- I'm kidding around, of course. - Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Unless, of course, there was no sex.

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Some house, huh?

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You ran out of underwear, you can't leave the house.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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It's like the Declaration of Independence. Who's gonna read that?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- If you had read the rental agreement- - Did you see the size of that document?

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What? You mean in your mother's house or altogether?

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Well, for starters, you're looking at note cards.

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Well, maybe there aren't any houses to rent there.

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...would probably be a little messy around the house.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Next, please.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Go. Go. She-

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Sixty-six years old? - Yeah, well, he's in perfect health.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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So vibrant she'd be spinning.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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But the reservation keeps the car here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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That's why you have the reservation.