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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- I do. - I can't do it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.1s

- Why do we have to leave? - I can't call a woman...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't blame you. I can't believe she never called you back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't get involved in this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- You do it for me. - What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Why do I buy tan pants, Donna?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I like to do my own material.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and I won't stand for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Because you can't slam down a cordless phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Cordless phone. You can't talk to me like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You can't talk to me like that. Bang. You know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Where do they summon this enthusiasm?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.1s

- Who makes the switch? - You do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Do I want someone looking at me like this for the rest of my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Well, it's funny. - It's funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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That's as good as anything you do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You pick it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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What are you doing Thursday night? You wanna have dinner?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.9s

...what does that have anything to do with the pants?