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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Was it what I said about her sister? - It has nothing to do with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I find it soothing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Why not? - I guess because it's her job.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- It isn't? - No. I haven't vomited in 13 years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Yeah, me either. - It's just I hate that type.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's very frustrating.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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She just pulls it away immediately. She's not into it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's New Age music.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They never kill the neighbor. The neighbor survives to do...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You just had one. What do you need another one for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Is that it? - Pretty much.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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"That's it. Okay, you're done."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He feels it's a good personality showcase.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Yeah, sometimes it really makes me tense.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What? - No, no. It's all right. Great.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- So? - I want the massage.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's right in this spot. Very tender over here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Look, it's no secret what's going on between us.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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But it's weird. They have a high suicide rate.